I won’t pretend to understand some of them and to say that mind games are a double-edged sword is an understatement. Yet they somehow seem to work, don’t they?
While some of Fergie’s comments do astonish me and make me wonder whether they will backfire and motivate the opposition even more, they almost always annoy the opposition and seem to draw some sort of response.
When Ashley Cole displayed his petulant, diva-like nature to Mike Riley and showed that his parents failed to impart any sort of manners to him, Fergie straight away sounded the war trumpets and called for more respect towards refs.
Yes, that’s right. Fergie – the man who has berated and lambasted countless officials was now calling for more respect. His comments were so blatantly hypocritical that it angered the opposition, as well as the critics and journalists in the media, but it had its desired effect.
In the next league game against Liverpoo, Javier Mascherano obliged to highlight the need for more respect by losing his marbles and Steve Bennett did not have to dig deep to show him a second yellow card.
That was Fergie’s triumph and we all know it.
It was not the only time that Fergie’s comments seemed to have an effect on the 2007/08 season.
Towards the tail end of the season, Chelsea were facing a fixture pile-up and had to play Wigan and Everton in the space of three days and Avram ‘Rant’ had a right moan about the Prem’s inability to plan - cue Sir Alex Ferguson.
Fergie said: "They have two games in three days [72 hours], then five days to prepare for a possible Champions League final, that's all right,".
In a reference to a fixture move last season, when Chelsea hosted Spurs at Stamford Bridge, winning 1-0, 36 hours after Spurs had played a Uefa Cup tie in Seville, he added: "They had the advantage over us last season, and we still won the title."
"I like Alex but, what day is it?" said Grant alluding to 1 April. "I think he must be joking."
Fergie’s unsympathetic jibe had the Chelsea camp up in arms. They simply could not believe that a man, who has bemoaned fixture pile-ups on so many occasions, had the gall to belittle their concerns.
Once again, I’m not sure how Fergie’s comments work, but work they do.
Maybe Chelsea were so fixated on the Everton match, that they tried to conserve their energy against Wigan and, having watched the match, I can say that Chel$ki really did play within themselves.
Whether, it was Grant’s instructions to do so or whether it was his inability to motivate his squad, we shall not know, but Chelsea did us a little favour by dropping 2 points against Wigan ….. and the rest, as they say, is history.
Even before the last day of the season, Fergie had to endure the media’s blatant questioning of Wigan’s determination to play well against us and when he finally decided to say something it had an amazing effect.
"All you wonderful people in the press have been talking about the integrity of Wigan; all we have seen is Wigan players saying how they will beat Manchester United," Ferguson retorted. "Fine. I have no problem with that but then you hear about Bolton players being out all week celebrating. Both teams are safe but one is all keyed up to play Manchester United while the other is out celebrating."
Bolton played out of their skin to earn a late 1-1 draw against Roman’s mercenaries and Gary Megson later admitted that he called Fergie to tell him HIS team talk had done the trick.
Sir Alex has fired this season’s opening salvo much earlier than usual and I think it’s because he is expecting this season to be a very tough one.
The United boss said "no one" could top the exploits of Jose Mourinho, Scolari's predecessor-but-one at the glamorous London club who assembled much of the current squad.
"Mourinho won the title two years in a row and beat us in the FA Cup final, so there's no one who can improve on his record really," Ferguson said.
"It's hard to see where there's going to be a big improvement with a team that's really very experienced. 'Plateau' is maybe not the word, but how can they accelerate beyond what they've done up to now?"
Ferguson was confident that United's youth made them title favourites. The two sides face an early-season clash at Stamford Bridge in September.
"I'm not saying necessarily that they're old because, with the modern-day training methods, you should be playing in your thirties," he said.
"What I am saying is that I don't see outstanding progress in a team that's in their thirties."
While new Chelsea boss Filipe Scolari has refused to be drawn into a battle of wits, two of Chelsea’s stars could not resist.
Essien duly implied that Chelsea have the stronger squad and today Deco said in an interview: "I've got a lot of new things to learn. I consider coming to Chelsea as a challenge."
"Overall I think Chelsea has a very strong team and there are definitely still things to learn, despite being 30."
In all honesty, I think Fergie’s comments are easy to argue against, BUT they are meant to sew a little seed of doubt. He plants it in the opponents' minds and let’s them nourish the seed until it blooms.
Essien and Deco issuing retorts to his comments are testament to this.
Sir Alex Ferguson 2 – 0 Chel$ki
^Edit 27/07/08: Now Michael Ballack has outed himself and declared that you're not too old improve whether you're 13 or 31.
It simply goes to show that Fergie's comments have had an effect on his intended targets and it has them thinking about his words.
So, Sir Alex Ferguson 3 – 0 Chel$ki
I suspect that Fergie will have a small smile on his face when he reads those comments in the papers today.
At some point in the season there will be some really tried legs in a Chelsea kit and as they head for a bore-draw or extra time, they will look around and realize that most of their best players are past their peak and Fergie’s words will echo loud in the back of their mind.
Chelsea have an excellent squad, arguably the finest in the Premier League, but Fergie is correct - almost the entire squad is over 26 and there’s not much room for improvement.
As I’ve said, I don’t fully understand how Fergie’s mind games work, but work they do and long may they continue to work!
The following Highlights Chelsea's squad strength, but also the quality of young players at Manchester United, which means more room for improvement.
*Indicates part-time footballer
**Denotes a slave
| Chelsea | |
| Player | Age |
| Nicolas Anelka | 29 |
| Juliano Haus Belletti | 32 |
| Carlo Cudicini* | 34 |
| Paulo Ferreira* | 29 |
| Florent Malouda | 28 |
| Michael Ballack* | 31 |
| Ashley Cole | 26 |
| Claudio Miguel Pizarro | 29 |
| Tal Ben-Haim | 26 |
| John Terry | 27 |
| Ricardo Carvalho | 30 |
| Didier Drogba | 30 |
| Frank Lampard | 30 |
| Anderson Deco | 30 |
| Andriy Shevchenko* | 31 |
| Wayne Bridge* | 27 |
| Shaun Wright-Phillips | 26 |
| Joe Cole | 26 |
| José Bosingwa | 26 |
| Alex da Dias Costa | 26 |
| Wayne Bridge* | 27 |
| Petr Cech | 26 |
Below 26 | ||
| Franco Di Santo | 19 | |
| Salomon Kalou | 22 | |
| John Mikel Obi | 21 | |
| Michael Essien | 25 | |
| Branislav Ivanovic* | 24 |
| ManchesterUnited | ||||
| Player | Age |
| Below 26 | |
| Ben Foster | 25 |
| Danny Simpson | 21 |
| Darren Fletcher | 24 |
| Fraizer Campbell | 20 |
| Jonathan Evans | 20 |
| Nani | 21 |
| Cristiano Ronaldo** | 23 |
| Wayne Rooney | 22 |
| Carlos Tevez | 24 |
| Anderson | 20 |


